Steve

Steve is the character in Minecraft. He looks like the attached picture.

About Steve:

He is from Minecraft, and is happy he is.

He likes cake, pumpkin pie, and food.

He is usually misjudged to have a beard, which is odd, since he shaves.

Controls For Steve

Now that we know about Steve, let's go over how to mind-control him using default controls.

Jump- Spacebar

Move- WASD is the normal mind control device setting, known as a PC, using a program called Minecraft Launcher.

Punch/Mine- Left mouse button.

Place/Use- Right mouse button. "It is the most unholy thing in existence." -Steve

Sneak/Crouch/Don't-Fall-Off-Blocks-Mode- Shift, and if you're unlucky, and have a Mac, I have NO idea what.

Inventory- The E key on the keyboard. Note: It is reccomended to use a Keyboard of The Night or better to do so.

Throw- The Q key on the Keyboard of The Night, or just the Q key as an alternative.

AFAR MA LAZORS- There is no assigned button for this function.

Note: Other controls may be viewed in the 'Controls' menu on the Monitor of Bane of Light, or better, but it's reccomended to just use a normal monitor instead of wasting $9,000,000,000,000,000,009 dollars or fifteen hundred million million million million euros, because things are more expensive in the UK, as of magical items.

Note on the Note: Some other magical items in the UK are very cheap, such as the Lavabolt, Cursed Flames, Cursed Thorn, and banana.