Various Magical Items That Are Cheap In The U.K.

Short List Of Cheap Magic Items Inside Of The U.K'- A Wizard's Best Friend. (www.shoopdiwhoopsareyummy.com/yummygummyspells/wizards) '
 * Cursed Flames
 * Banana
 * Cursed Evil Yuck-Yuck
 * Lavabolt
 * Thundergun
 * Minions 101: Imp that hates you
 * Iron Ball (Cheaper than a crystal ball)
 * NOT A CRYSTAL BALL! (They cost OVER $9,000!) 
 * Iron Storm (Cheaper than Crystal Storm)
 * Minions 101: Skeleton that eats your face
 * GooShield (Cheaper than ManaShield)
 * TwinkieGun (Cheaper than SpaceGun)

That is about it, and all the low-level wizard needs, but a high-level wizard in the U.K will need expenses of... In all, the total was $99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999...

Not bad, you say? That's GRAND.