Shoop-di-whoops

Shoop di whoops are creatures almost unknown to mankind. However, they are vicious, so several witnesses have stories and have drawn pictures of them.

Here are some stories. The first is by Bob Fred, the first witness.

"I was walking along on a mighty shoop-di-whoopy day, when I heard a battle cry of 'YAY!!!' and this unicorn thingy with a pink magical horn and did I mention it was pink? Well, anyways, it shot a lollipop at me and I was stuck as a man in a lollipop. Literally. I was on a giant lollipop stick and I was inside the top. I was there until the SEA (Shoop-di-whoop Extermination Agency) came and broke me out."

The next story is unbeleivable, and goes to show that shoop-di-whoops are sometimes good. (Narrated by George Georgie)

"I was walking down the street, to work. When I got to my office, a shoop-di-whoop came and said, 'YAAAY! SHOOP-DI-WHOOPY! LET'S GO TO THE LAND OF LOLLIPOPS!' So I went and brought a lollipop back for my co-worker. When he licked it, it got angry and ate the office we were in. Luckily, we were working on an escape pod and it was the perfect time to test it. We lived, and the gold statue of a unicorn is where the office was before."

It's hard to believe they exist, but there are pictures, and fossils, so therefore this magnificent creature is real.